Since quotes are way cooler than anything I can think up

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There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

Everything I've ever done was out of fear of being mediocre.

I’ve always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can’t judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people

We declared war on terror—it’s not even a noun, so, good luck.

Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!